
Johnny Update 1.1: Swing Guitar
Once my eyes adjust to the bright outdoors I behold the glory of Goodsprings, a nice enough town with nice enough looking robots wandering the streets. My Pip-boy has a little fit as it suddenly sees radio stations on this side of the door. Doc must have his house set...
Johnny Update 1.2: Mole Rat Stomp
I may not need anything from the general store, but I do appreciate a free soda. Or 12. I help myself, with an internal promise to shop there someday. Eventually. And of course I clean up the empties. Boxes you can carry AND put things in, what a concept. Now you...
Johnny 1.3: Better Holmes and Gardens
I stare at the fancy robot for an awkward moment, and he stares back. You'll have to forgive an old gear-head for waxing poetic here but "fancy" doesn't fully express the sight in front of me, I mean this bot is fa-an-cy. Detailed paint job, in cherry red, with some...
Johnny 2.1: “We Got Buried in a Fever…”
My stomach rumbles as I squint at the hand-painted white letters. "Warning: Deathclaws ahead!" they say, and the silhouette next to them is fearsome. As a level 1 drifter I've only heard of deathclaws, of course. But never anything good. Hello. I'm Johnny Smash....
Johnny 2.2: “…Hotter than a (Dumpster) Pepper Sprout”
In search of more-than-just-jalepeno garden starts for transplant to Wattsworth Gardens (I like that name, don't you? It's WW's joint, after all), I find myself in yet another dark hole in the ground, Goodsprings Cavern. Goodsprings has a couple of these nooks to...
Johnny Smash 2.3: Bury Me Not on the Sloan Prairie
I can't say we've got the crowd I expected now that Wattsworth Gardens is open for business, but I'm choosing to count the two hunters that frequent the area around the fuselage shack and the war memorial- so, we got something. Were they already out here? Possibly....
Johnny Smash ep 2.4: Blood, Sweat and Gears
Special thanks to Acroterion for graphics source photography and Jokerine for the amazing Newline Town mod! Maybe I'm overthinking this. Deathclaws are nasty sure, but this landmine I picked up in Goodsprings Cavern should shred up anything living, right? It's a...