War. War never changes. It just really surprises the shit out of you sometimes. We did it! Holy shit, you guys, can you fucking believe we– …guys? FUCK. I awaken, full of resolve. Today is the day I finally get the heck out of this sleepy little town! Granted, it’s...
Before undertaking any violent gang warfare, it’s wise to stock up on medical supplies! Steeling myself for dehydration, I take my first tentative steps back onto familiar ground. Okay, I know the score here. Might as well get into character. *ahem* “Heeeeeeyyyy, I...
